Are You One of Saturn’s Karma Runners
Saturn Loves Karma Runners because they think they can outrun Saturn. Karma Runners think that using Relocation Astrology that they can outrun Saturn and its Angels to hold you accountable for your stupid stuff. This is one of my favorite topics that people actually believe in this fantasy of Neptune. Yes, it works depending upon the expertise of the Astrologer. But, Saturn and its Angels are watching you to see if you have changed. OH, let’s move to France, your life will be much better there because your Relocated Chart says so by the Snake Oil Inexperienced Astrologer. You trust this person and actually believe their BS Snake Oil Pitch. Sounds like P.T. Barnum who was one of the greatest Snake Oil Salesman of the 19th Century. You will have to excuse me, but I deplore Snake Oil Salesman Astrologers. It takes years to learn this specialized branch of Astrology. They cannot make it being “Real Astrologers”, so they look for a Snake Oil Salesman Pitch to draw in the unsuspecting victims. These Astrologers never warn their clients of new challenges when Saturn decides it is time for payback. Uranus sits behind Saturn ready to swoop in later to finish them off.
The next chapter of the Karma Runner is they believe the BS of this Snake Oil Astrologer and moves to France. Everything is going fine but then Transiting Saturn changes houses and the problems begin. You lose that Dream Job because they do not like Americans and hire someone who is French. All of a sudden the Dream House neighborhood is flooded with Immigrants who hate you because of your incompatible nature of not being one of them. On top of that, you find out your spouse has been having an affair with that so-called Best Friend. Two years later, transiting Uranus moves in for the final act of Saturn. Uranus gets you deported because they found out you lied on your immigration papers. Now the Karma Runner has to return to the scene of the original Karma. Broke and starting over again is Saturn’s Lesson to Karma Runners.
Relocational Astrology is fine for temporary visits but long-term relocation is asking for a “Disaster From Saturn”. Vacations, Short Trips, Weddings, Gambling, Solar Returns and other short term things are fine. If you have ever taken a plane trip and the plane crosses over your Venus line, a person might flirt with you but this is only temporary. On the same plane, as it crosses over your Saturn line, you approach the same person from your Venus line and find out they are sitting with their husband or wife. Client Example: They were on a Airline Flight to South America and decided they wanted to join the “Mile High Club”. At the time, the woman was passing over her Pluto Line. The couple’s lives were changed forever by Pluto. She got pregnant from the “Mile High Club. They got married but divorced 2 years later. Both lives were changed forever thanks to Pluto. She has the kid and he has Child Support. This one of the dangers of Relocational Astrology. Do not believe all the hype or Saturn will show you the truth. Traveling over these lines and have many changes happening too. Car breakdowns happen on cross country trips under Mars Line.
There are some very successful Karma Runners that used a “Real Astrologer” that are skilled in Locational Astrology. This level of expertise requires years of study and experiments to see real results. This is a real fact but in the long run, the Karma Runner is only delaying the “Lessons of Saturn”. Oh, they got that good chart but at what expense to them. You were born to live certain Karmic Lessons of Saturn, by delaying it, you have added it to your next Incarnation when Saturn will force you to learn the lessons the hard way. Example, instead of using Astrology, you are a “Born Again” and think Astrology is Devil Worship. Believe me, you cannot outrun Saturn. Either you “Do The Work” or “Pay The Price” in the end. Free Will comes with a price always. Only a fool believes they can be a Karma Runner because Saturn sends its Angels to show you the truth. Oh, I forgot, all Planets have Angels that manifest the energy thru energy, frequency and vibration by talking to you Day or Night. You think it is your intuition, its your Angels guiding you.
Oh, you do not believe in Reincarnation so its alright, I am a firm believer because of people I have met from my Past Lives. Every time I get a transit to my Nodal Axis, one of them shows up out of the Blue. Last one was a fellow Roman Soldier when we served together with Caesar at the Battle of Ilerda that took place in June 49 BC between the forces of Julius Caesar and the Spanish army of Pompey Magnus. I actually had Flash Backs of the battle at the moment of our meeting on a street corner. I actually saw him in Roman Battle Gear, it was weird. I stopped to ask for directions and my life changed forever. Talk about weird, will never forget it, that’s what Nodal Transits do to you. By the way, we are still friends to this day. It is funny, he was a Marine and I was in the Army. Well, Reincarnation is real and those people in your life are all people from your past. They can be good or evil, it depends upon your Karma. Saturn. Thanks For Listening.
“In the words of PT Barnum”
“There Is A Sucker Born Everyday”
“The Universe Knows All The Answers”
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